Friday night, I performed in a play for 200 inmates and fifteen college students in the gymnasium of a prison and then got stranded at a Citgo gas station in …

A friend’s doctor told her that babies have 6 kidneys. I thought that was the most ridiculous thing I’d ever heard, and as a product of the Information Age, I …

I don’t get heartburn often, but when I do, I eat way more Tums than I need. I can’t help myself. They’re delicious.
“Why wait for the heartburn?” I found myself …

While designing a website, I was challenged with figuring out how to uncapitalize several paragraphs of text that our client had mysteriously decided to type in all caps. The trick …

Mad Men drink all day.
In client focused settings,
this was typical.

Over the summer, my friend Patty suggested an emergent club that might interest me.  She put me in touch with the group’s president, who was enthusiastic with a capital E. …

I once sent a letter to Jaleel White.  That’s right…out of all the celebrities I could have chosen to look up to as a third grader, I chose a gimmicky …

If it’s Easter and you’re not decorating eggs, you are probably one of these things:

Lazy.
A Scrooge.
Vegan (see #2).
Physically handicapped. I’m sorry.

It’s a fun friends and family event and makes for …

A few weeks ago there was a story on the Today show about a man who created a machine that let him fly by flapping giant motorized wings. Amazed, I …

Ew, my cheese has mold.
Stay calm and scrape that shit off.
You should be alright.

This is probably not something that I should be advertising on the general interweb, but I have some serious gold.
Not like, Scrooge McDuck goes swimming gold. But I have a …

I refuse to use the internet on April Fools day. Everyone wants to pull a prank to garner a little buzz, and frankly it’s annoying. It’s not that I don’t …

If you are not overtly opposed to all things Sci-Fi – as my wife is – I highly recommend the show Battlestar Gallactica. I’m on season two, and some of …

Some of my students are working on a project that involves interviewing members of their community. One group, in particular, is focused on individuals of a certain age. Often, the …

I don’t know how I’ve never figured this out, but “No Parking” signs are a mystery to me. Of course it means there is a no parking zone, but the …