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Did Businessmen Drink At Work In The 60’s?

Mad Men drink all day.
In client focused settings,
this was typical.

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Is Moldy Cheese Ok To Eat?

Ew, my cheese has mold.
Stay calm and scrape that shit off.
You should be alright.

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Vibram Five Fingers Marathon

Vibram five fingers.
Good for running marathons?
Yes, if you like pain.

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What Are Dartboards Made Of

I had always heard
dartboards are made of horse hair.
False. It’s rope fibers.

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Is Seth Meyers Gay?

Oh, he dates a girl?
I guess that means he’s straight then.
I’m still suspicious.

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Santorum

If you Google this,
avoid the first search result.
Eww Eww Eww Eww Eww

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Average Cost of Baby

Where’d our money go?
Perhaps baby is to blame?
Yep. 10k per year.

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When Does Netflix Lose Starz?

WHA! The Twenty-Ninth?
But that’s half my Instant Queue!
Movie Marathon.
Huge list of movies Netflix will lose on February 29th

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Losing Tons of Hair

Melissa your hair!
OMGRUOK?
Postpartum hair loss.

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How Much to Tip Pizza Guy

Much like a waiter,
many give fifteen percent.
Me? Two bucks a pie.

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